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Funny Fathers Day Jokes | Happy Fathers Day 2017

Fathers Day Jokes: If you want to make smile on your dad’s face on Father’s day so you are in right place here we have a best and different father’s day funny jokes. All knows our father always do something special for us because they always guide every time. Your dad deserves good health and better life and laughing is the best way to keep good health.

Funny Fathers Day Jokes | Happy Fathers Day 2017 

So here you can see funny jokes which you can send to your dad and make him laugh. If you like this post so shared this post with your Facebook friends, WhatsApp etc. So let’s enjoy this day with dad and celebrate the bond of love with son and dad relationship.

Fathers Day Jokes

Fathers Day Jokes

Funny Fathers Day Jokes

  • A family of three 2ma2es was walking down2wn one day when d little baby 2ma2 started lagging behind. D big fadr 2ma2 walks back 2 d baby 2ma2, s2mps on her, squashing her in2 a red paste, and says Ketchup!
  • In Our Family D “F” Represents U,
    U D First Nd Main Strength 2 Our Family.
    U Married Mom
    Nd Make Her My MoDr.
    A Small Sms As A Tribute 2 Make U Happy.Happy FaDrs Day 2016
  • Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
    Son: Absence!
    Father: You were absent on d day of d exam?
    Son: No but d boy who sits next 2 I was!
  • A School Held A
    Contest 4 Kids
    Wid A Dme: “D Nicest thing …My Dad Ever Did 4 Me … !” Award Winning Sweet Answer Was: 2016
  • Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good 2 eat?
    Father: Have I not 2ld you never 2 mention such things during meals!
    Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask d question?
    Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.
  • Man: How many old is your father? Child: as old as me. Man: how it is possible? Child: He became a father only when I was born.
  • Pay My Regards 2 ur FaDr
    Who Is 2lerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
    What A Stamina He Has Got.
    I Salute ur FaDr:p
    Happy FaDrs day2016
  • A teenage girl had been talking on d phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
    Wow!, said her father, Dat was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?
    Wrong number, replied d girl.
  • Dad, are bugs good 2 eat? asked d boy. Let’s not talk about such things at d dinner table, son, his father replied. After dinner d father inquired, Now, son, what did you want 2 ask me? Oh, nothing, d boy said. Dre was a bug in your soup, but not’s gone.
  • Karamaat Hai Tere Dad Ki
    Jo Tere Jaise Bewkoof
    Stupid, Idiot, Nalayak Se
    Insaan Ko Abhi Tak
    Bardaasht Kar Rahe Hain Nd so I want 2 say
    I love u, Dad, nd wish u
    A Happy FaDr’s Day.2017
  • 1st Friend: What does your fadr do for a living?
    2nd Friend: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
    1st Friend: Do you have any brodrs or sisters?
    2nd Friend: Yep, four half-sisters, and a half-brodr.
  • A four-year-old boy and his fadr went 2 d beach. Dre was a dead seagull lying on d sand. D boy asked his fadr, Dad, what happened 2 d birdie?
    His dad 2ld him, Son, d bird died and went 2 heavens.
    Dn d boy asked, And God threw him back down?
  • Just once on Father’s Day, I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking.
    – Andy Borowitz
  • The only thing I really wanted for Father’s Day was the thing that made me a father in the first place. Life is hard.
    – Andry H’Tims ‏@Thing_Finder
  • Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.
    – Melanie White

Fadr: Let me see your report card.
Son: I dont have it. Fadr: Why not?

Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants 2 scare his parents.

Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have 2 get off my shoulders.
Son: But, Dad, I’m just trying 2 get my gum back

  • Daddy, a little girl asked her fadr, do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time?
    No, sweetheart, he answered. Some begin with If I am elected.’
  • A son and his dad walk in2 a bar and d dads says, 2 d sons. What do you want fadad? D son stumbles on his words and d fadr again says, What do you want fadad? A lady close by says, why do you keep calling your son fat head. And he replies, Well lady dre are 3 things a man has 2 have in his life 2 be a successful man. Number one you got 2 have a big truck, see my truck over Dre? Biggest truck in d county. Second. You got 2 have a big house. See dat house down up d street? Dats mine, d house biggest house in d county. And thirdly you have 2 have a tight pussy, and I had one till this fadad came along.
  • Fadr: How did your exams go?
    Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
    Fadr: What do you mean, nearly 100?
    Son: D questions didn’t give me any trouble, just d answers!
  • 4 Years Of Age My daddy can do anything.
    8 Years Of Age My dad knows a lot.
    12 Years Of Age My fadr doesn’t really know quite everything.
    14 Years Of Age Naturally, fadr doesn’t know dat, eidr.
    16 Years Of Age Fadr? hes hopelessly old-fashioned.
    18 Years Of Age Dat old man? Shes way out of date.
    25 Years Of Age Well, he might know a little bit about it.
    35 Years Of Age Before we decide, lets get dads opinion.
    45 Years Of Age Wonder what dad would have thought about it.
    65 Years Of Age Wish, I could talk it over with Dad.
  • Raj had been talking on d phone for about half an hour before he hung up. His fadr said, Wow! Dat was short. You usually talk for an hour. What happened?
    Raj replied It was a wrong number.
  • A small boy was at d zoo with his fadr. Dy were looking at d tigers, and his fadr was telling him how ferocious dy were.
  • “Daddy, if d tigers got out and ate you up…”
    “Yes, son?” d fadr asked, ready 2 console him.“…Which bus would I take home?”

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Updated: June 17, 2017 — 8:42 pm

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